Two men were traveling in same train, one said, “Today, I deceived the railway so much”.

Other asked, “How?”

“I got the tickets for arrival but I did not go”, first said.

Two men were sitting in the village. After some time one asked, “Excuse me! I listen at high volume, but today it looks I am purely deaf, as you are talking for a long time but I am unable to listen even a single word”.

“I am not talking; I am just chewing the chew gum”, Second man replied,